Worst. Psychic. Ever.
My psychic connection was almost spot on... and yet my psychic senses detect that some people are skeptical of my skills... they are thinking... wait, the message is coming through: WORST... PSYCHIC......
View ArticleAustralian Parliament may harm your computer.
I hope by the time you read this, the problem will be fixed, but embarrassingly, our parliament has been taken over by hackers - and a full 6 months ahead of my plans!
View ArticleEscape from the Devil’s Doom
In which the author reveals his age, and reviews an old electronic game.
View ArticleI Can’t See You, CUA
I have wanted to complete my migration from CUA to Bendigo Bank for some time. In fact, it was two-and-a-half years ago that I complained that my local Credit Union Australia (CUA) branch had closed,...
View ArticleHow I Lied to an Innocent Child
Dear T-, Thank you for your postcard. It was very nice to read it. On Saturday, I helped to make a movie about monsters.
View ArticleHow Python Logging Bit Me, Part 1.
In which Julian stumbles over a serious gotcha in Python's SMTPHandler for logging messages.
View ArticleUnit-tests considered…
Here is a short, fictionalised, autobiographical play I wrote, in which unit-tests cause more technical debt than the code.
View ArticleSoIP QoS
One day I was thinking about the tradition of April Fools' Day RFC Submissions and thought it would be fun to do a similar parody, but based on the Patent Submission form.
View ArticleOn Travel Agents
Realising I had been procrastinating about booking some flights and accommodation, today I went to a travel agent and got it done. A travel agent. Bricks and mortar. Odd.
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